Good day folk’s,
What if I told you that UFO’s are real? Would you believe me? The Department of Defense has sent out some grainy and strange videos of apparently what they call UFO’s. They don’t really look like anything that I have seen, and most definitely not a weather balloon. Did you have a guy in your neighborhood that everyone said, was crazy cause all he talked about was his experience with ET’s and UFO’s. I probably owe that man an apology, because now UFO’s are real people. Even the government say’s they are. So you must obey and just trust them.
Oh my God, rubbish, real, or not real, it seems to me like another scare tactic to get the public all worked up. As this pandemic winds down, big brother needs to scare you and now, just now admits that UFO’s are real. What is this shit? It’s ok now to talk about UFO’s because the government has admitted that they are real. If this is the official stance of the government, than I want to see the documents about Roswell, not the redacted one’s, but the real McCoy. For year’s now the government has denied the existence of UFO’s and for that matter, any ET’s. Very weird indeed, covid slows down and now UFO’s are real. What’s next, inflation and depression, shit that’s coming for real as well. Maybe they should put some of that money towards defending us against foreign and domestic attacks. Some people say that the “F-35 is a waste of taxpayers money”. Ok really? what do we have then ? Do we have what the UFO’s have? Why is it a waste? Maybe because it is in the Air Force, Marines, and Navy, oh and it does almost everything. I guess this wont save money in the slightest. I believe this is almost the same government that said the A-10 was a waste as well. Shucks….
Sending jets up to record, but not disturb UFO’s, I guess this isn’t a waste of money. I’m sure the pilots have no problem intercepting, a may or may not be hostile, in the event that your vaporized, they will say that you crashed into the water or mountain. Or say that you went off course, and flew somewhere, and we cant find you. Or maybe dismantle your flight career and say a bunch of shit, so its not the Commands fault. I bet this shit happens all the time. In Vietnam they called them “Helicopters” [UFO’s], because the Viet Cong didn’t have any helicopters. Even further back they were all weather balloons. History is full of unexplained things, but for at least since the dark ages these things haven’t attacked on a large scale or been recorded as hostile. Why would they start now? Maybe it is not a UFO period, maybe is it a random black hole bending light into another dimension of space and time. Maybe Marty needs to charge the Flux Capacitor. Or maybe, just maybe, pull out the welcome mat and ask “How are you? What may we do for you?” Well that would be just to easy for us to do. Us as in the Human Race.
They probably look at us, as the person that should be in a padded room for forgetting to take his med’s. Fighting air and whipping his shit on the walls. Then again I don’t know, I’ve never met one to verify this, but sounds logical.
Don’t fall into the bull shit my friends.
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Sincerely,
Captain Cook
BullSh!t 